Toast – A place with Stuff….actually, not really…..its just a place

May 21, 2006

Eurovision….

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 9:52 am

What a Show……
But…

People in Ireland shouldn’t be allowed to have an opinion on how bad other countries are…seeing as we gave Lithuania 12 Points. (They were good….but jeez….)

Lordi have effectively killed the Eurovisions Image forever….

No matter how much I dislike rap or the English, Daz Sampson should have done better, he really was one of the best acts…..and when you think about it….that’s just sad….

Were Lordi really that good? I honestly thought they sounded crap last night…..

Latvia…..what a song……

The highlight of the Evening was when that Polish fella giving out the points made that delightful joke about how they won the 12 points….

What the hell was up with that Dutch fella? He talked way too fast for my liking…..

Fair Play to Brian Kennedy….he didn’t fuck it up like last year……and at least it wasn’t some dance music shit…..

I think Lithuaina took heed to that episode of Father Ted…..where they picked a crap song so that they wouldn’t have to host the Competition next year.

I Should’ve Voted Lithuania……

May 17, 2006

*Meah*

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 2:41 pm

I am not actually neglecting this blog, believe it or not…..its just, I've spent the last 6 days staring at a white wall…..so there's not much to talk about…

 No…seriously, I have……

Hmmmm…..I was just thinking, what your name really was Chuck Norris. And you wanted to get your driving liscence, or trying to get into a gig or summat. Everyone would think you're making up your name.

See? Chuck isn't all that great. He has ruined Lives.

May 11, 2006

Aaron’s Facts/ Questions on life…..

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 12:22 pm

This took a while……so read it.

*Note: they aren’t actually facts…..they are opinions……

1.Splenda Effectively Kills all thats good in a cup of tea.
2.Smokers aren’t jokers………….they’re retards.
3.Emo is in fact one step below transvestite.
4.There is no such thing as a bad taste in music (unless we’re talking Emo music )
5.Don’t mind “How do they put the fig in the figroll?”, the real
question is…..”How the hell do they get the orange into the
Jaffa cake?
6.*mwah* is not an all purpose conversation starter…..
7.Gus is Great.
8.Chavs are the lowest form of people in society.
9.”Lifes a Bitch” – Makes absolutely no sense….
10.Dell are liars.
11.Microsoft are retards.
12.Jaffa Cakes are God’s gift to the world.
13.Same goes for tea.
14.And Cake.
15……..and Ducks.
16.Repetitive jokes are always the funniest.
17.Music is man’s greatest invention……..think about it…..no-one
has invented anything greater.
18.How can Jack White look like a girl and still be one of the
coolest people on the planet?
19.Kurt Cobain changed music.
20.If Morrisey stopped complaining about seals, life would be
Dandy.
21.Alexi is Sexi.
22.I want his hair.
23.Sporks are real.
24.Martin King is God.
25.I have been told by my parents that I listen to too much
music…….What the fuck?
26.George Bush is the most powerful man on the planet…….yet
he cannot master the combover…..scary, aint it?
27.Chuck Norris jokes are sooooooo 6 weeks ago……
28.Cillit Bang kicks vanish Oxi-actions ass any day…..
29.I don’t watch Lost…….am I missing out? I think not…..
30.Crazy Frog should be fucking burned/killed/ [insert your own
insult here].
31.Eamonn Kearney is THE most intelligent man alive.
32.Bebo is the work of the Devil….
33.Johnny Cash is a hero…
34.There is nothing wrong with being obsessed with
something…..be it Lost, Cillit Bang, or Martin King.
35.Matches have more than one use…….they can be used to
build houses.
36.Michael Jackson was NOT guilty.
37.The word ‘Seanad’ has no meaning whatsoever….
38.The Swivel Sweeper can remove coloured beads from
behind your toliet……unlike your average brush.
39.Courtney Love is Back…..
40.Celibrities in general are retards.
41.But Annie Hardy is hot.
42.Don’t tell me what to worship.
43.When the Kooks are posing for photos…..they look like the
guys from ASDA adverts….
44.What the Fuck does ASDA stand for?
45.Does Sharon Osbourne really shop at ASDA?
46.Contrary to their name, their are not Scientists.
47.Pete Doherty is a retard.
48.We are witnessing a new generation in music.
49.My Schoolbag has more writing on it than yours.
50.I LIKE CAKE!

If you don’t get some of these…..ummmm……just ask!
:D

May 9, 2006

My Ten Fave Bands

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 8:06 pm

Tis self explanatory……

In order…..

1. Nirvana
2. Foo Fighters
3. Arctic Monkeys
4. Iron Maiden
5. Coldplay
6. Children of Bodom
7. The Streets
8. Sum 41
9. Johnny Cash
10. White Stripes

May 5, 2006

I just ate Frozen Yoghort……

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 11:05 pm

Yes, I'm aware I spelled youghurt wrong…..not quite sure how to……

Hello, I'm Aaron, and I am a blog neglector……

Anyway….heres what's happened since we last met……

I have become addicted to Heavy Metal music…..something I've never been into before……awesome bands include…..

Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Opeth, Dragon Force, Edguy, Opeth…..and more….

I'm going to a gig next Saturday…..can't wait for that……Tis gonna be on all day……1pm to 11pm……oh yes……

And then of Course…..theres Oxegen….a short 63 days away…..

:D :D:D:D:D 

April 23, 2006

Aaron’s new Charity…..

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 7:32 pm

Right, I'm in need of a few (alot) of albums at the mo. Me being in serious need of money for other things (namely runners, or possibly a drum kit, or cocaine raisins, that is……)I have decided to start a charity…..emmm….its called…..emmmm….Aaron's Big Charity…..and we are looking for donations from the public (that be you). Heres what I need……

Foo Fighters – There is nothing left to lose
Foo Fighters – Foo Fighters
Snow Patrol – Eyes Open
Arctic Monkeys – Who The Fuck……
The Streets – Hardest Way To Make an Easy Living
We Are Scientists – With Love and Squalor
The Kooks – Inside in/Inside out
The Zutons – Tired of Hanging around
Nirvana – Bleach
Nirvana – In Utero
BabyShambles – Emmmm…..Do they have an Album out?
The Libertines – The Libertines
The Libertines – Up The Bracket
Beck – Guero
The Feeling – When they release an album…..i want it

Terms and Conditions
No donations under five euro…..
Registered Charity Number: 12345
Feel Free to steal the money if needs be….
You may also Steal the CDs…..
I am open to offers of…..dare I say it…..Illegal Downloads and/or copied CDs….
You Will get nothing in return for donating…..not even a thank you…..
No Coins…..only notes….
Donate gold if you want……
Ducks will also be accepted as money…..
As will Cillit Bang….

So, if you don't want to miss out on this one in a lifetime…out of this world offer…..Donate now……

April 22, 2006

Heroes…….

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 9:39 pm

I thought I'd make out a list of all the people I think are great…….Woop!

Musically:

Dave Grohl:

Kurt Cobain

Alex Turner

 

Pete Doherty

 

Chris Martin

 

MC Hammer

Thom Yorke

Mike Skinner

Jack White

Others

Martin King

 

Barry Scott

 

Duncan Stewart 

 

Dermot Morgan

 

  Eamonn (the cat)

 

Thats it really……Thoughts? 

April 21, 2006

I’m so clever…….but clever aint wise…….

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 7:17 pm

Wooooooop! So much shit to ramble about……

Firstly, woop is my new word thing, and I LIKE DUCKS is my new other thing….(long story)….

Anyway….moving swiftly along. I started a science project that I got 2 months ago, and it has to be in for Monday….and its about sharks…..what could be more fun?  Waking up dead perhaps…..

Me & my friend are starting an Arctic Monkeys website, its designed and that, just content needed…..woop.

For some reason I've started listening to Sum 41 again……I can't quite work out why. And I've gotten into listening to Babyshambles, and I'm definitely listening to Nirvana more…..I've always been a die-hard fan, but I can't stop listening now…..woop woop.

But this Sum 41 thing really is annoying me……

Oh, I drew a comic-y type thing…….It's a bit of a rip off of Explosm comics, but its my first try…..I'll try to come up with my own style later on…..It was a pain in the ass to make, took me about 2 hours……

 *oh, lets all laugh*
 

 Comments?

April 18, 2006

Oooooh…….Original……..

Filed under: Cool, General crap, Random — aaron @ 10:48 pm

Everybody is doing this thing, so I decided to……..gives me a reason to post anyhow. TICK means I can relate to that, NOTICK means I havent…….
Anybody under the age of 14 should not repost this. ;D Just 'cuz you were born in '92 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

You know you're a 90's kid if…
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air" NOTICK, never really a fan

You've worn skorts and felt stylish – NOTICK, skorts?

You yearned to be part of the Baby-Sitters club – NOTICK, just no…….

You use to love playing with your MY Little Pet Shop – NOTICK, stupid pets……

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. -  TICK, Eartworm Jim, how I do miss thee……..

You wore a hponytail on the side of your head and ad fluffed bangs -NOTICK, no……

You remember reading "Goosebumps" – TICK, was R.L. Stine the real name of the author? A question that has mankind wondering for ages…..and still does……

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off" – NOTICK, huh?

You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. – TICK, wait……its all starting to make sense……

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. TICK, most definitely
You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books. – TICK, lol

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence…Not… – TICK, not……

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. – TICK,  Tommy was the White Ranger……..

You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" NOTICK, buh?
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates – NOTICK, never skated, never will

You wore socks over leggings scrunched down – NOTICK, eh?
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players – TICK, yeah……

You knew what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare" – TICK, scary little weirdos…….

You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool – NOTICK, who now?

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell" – TICK, haha, best TV show EVER!

You played and or collected "Pogs" – TICK, yeah, how the hell do ya play it tho?
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger and you owned a Skip It – TICK, yes, every day……..

You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere (tamogotchi i call it!!) – TICK, I got pissed off with mine and threw it at a wall =D

You watched the ORIGINAL Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles – TICK, only the Turtles (……na na na….hero's in a half shell turtle power!)

Yikes pencils and erasers were the shit. – TICK……whatever happend to them?

You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out. – NOTICK, eh……
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. – NOTICK, no-ones that stupid……

You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" TICK, still scares the shite outta me…..

You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack.  – SORTATICK, she was scary, VERY scary, but it would be cool to be able to melt……
You know the Macarena by heart. – SORTATICK, I didnt actually know it, so i made up my own lyrics =D……..

" Talk to the hand" … enough said – TICK, nuff said

You thought Brain woud finally take over the world – NOTICK, Pinky was the real genius

2 words … SPICE GIRLS – NOTICK, 2 more words, BULL SHIT

You wanted to be one of Captin Planet's Planeters…. "Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart!" "Captin Planet, he's a hero! Gonna bring polution down to zero!" "The Power is Yours!" – NOTICK, who said what?

You remember My Little Pony – TICK, stupid addictive theme song……probably gender confused 10 year olds boys……..

You can hum the theme tune from Thomas the Tank Engine – TICK, still can

I am most Definitely a 90's Kid………

Discuss.
 

April 9, 2006

Today I have achieved absolutely nowt…….

Filed under: Other — aaron @ 12:10 pm

It's Easter Holidays! Yays! And what do I plan on doing for my precious 2 weeks? Absolutely nothing……..

I finally fixed the Links page, all of the links go somewhere now….woot!  I added a music page, which will get bigger over time. Updated the About Page too…….
Emmm………not much else to say really at the moment, life is fairly good, confusing but good.

Oh yes, I made a major achievement yesterday. I spent about 5ive hours in the car travelling yesterday, and to pass that time I listened to 50 Arctic Monkeys tracks……yes FIFTY! I am so proud…….not really. 

That's all for now. 

One more thing…….Did you know……

 

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