I'm sure most of you have heard of him. I'm sure most of you have heard of him for all the wrong reasons. And I'm sure most think of him as a drug-addict wasting his life away….one step away from an over-dose. Think again.
Read This Article, it gives an amazing insight into the mans life, and shows he's actually a kind, generous man who would do anything for his fans.
What a Show……
But…
People in Ireland shouldn’t be allowed to have an opinion on how bad other countries are…seeing as we gave Lithuania 12 Points. (They were good….but jeez….)
Lordi have effectively killed the Eurovisions Image forever….
No matter how much I dislike rap or the English, Daz Sampson should have done better, he really was one of the best acts…..and when you think about it….that’s just sad….
Were Lordi really that good? I honestly thought they sounded crap last night…..
Latvia…..what a song……
The highlight of the Evening was when that Polish fella giving out the points made that delightful joke about how they won the 12 points….
What the hell was up with that Dutch fella? He talked way too fast for my liking…..
Fair Play to Brian Kennedy….he didn’t fuck it up like last year……and at least it wasn’t some dance music shit…..
I think Lithuaina took heed to that episode of Father Ted…..where they picked a crap song so that they wouldn’t have to host the Competition next year.
I Should’ve Voted Lithuania……
I am not actually neglecting this blog, believe it or not…..its just, I've spent the last 6 days staring at a white wall…..so there's not much to talk about…
No…seriously, I have……
Hmmmm…..I was just thinking, what your name really was Chuck Norris. And you wanted to get your driving liscence, or trying to get into a gig or summat. Everyone would think you're making up your name.
See? Chuck isn't all that great. He has ruined Lives.
This took a while……so read it.
*Note: they aren’t actually facts…..they are opinions……
1.Splenda Effectively Kills all thats good in a cup of tea.
2.Smokers aren’t jokers………….they’re retards.
3.Emo is in fact one step below transvestite.
4.There is no such thing as a bad taste in music (unless we’re talking Emo music )
5.Don’t mind “How do they put the fig in the figroll?”, the real
question is…..”How the hell do they get the orange into the
Jaffa cake?
6.*mwah* is not an all purpose conversation starter…..
7.Gus is Great.
8.Chavs are the lowest form of people in society.
9.”Lifes a Bitch” – Makes absolutely no sense….
10.Dell are liars.
11.Microsoft are retards.
12.Jaffa Cakes are God’s gift to the world.
13.Same goes for tea.
14.And Cake.
15……..and Ducks.
16.Repetitive jokes are always the funniest.
17.Music is man’s greatest invention……..think about it…..no-one
has invented anything greater.
18.How can Jack White look like a girl and still be one of the
coolest people on the planet?
19.Kurt Cobain changed music.
20.If Morrisey stopped complaining about seals, life would be
Dandy.
21.Alexi is Sexi.
22.I want his hair.
23.Sporks are real.
24.Martin King is God.
25.I have been told by my parents that I listen to too much
music…….What the fuck?
26.George Bush is the most powerful man on the planet…….yet
he cannot master the combover…..scary, aint it?
27.Chuck Norris jokes are sooooooo 6 weeks ago……
28.Cillit Bang kicks vanish Oxi-actions ass any day…..
29.I don’t watch Lost…….am I missing out? I think not…..
30.Crazy Frog should be fucking burned/killed/ [insert your own
insult here].
31.Eamonn Kearney is THE most intelligent man alive.
32.Bebo is the work of the Devil….
33.Johnny Cash is a hero…
34.There is nothing wrong with being obsessed with
something…..be it Lost, Cillit Bang, or Martin King.
35.Matches have more than one use…….they can be used to
build houses.
36.Michael Jackson was NOT guilty.
37.The word ‘Seanad’ has no meaning whatsoever….
38.The Swivel Sweeper can remove coloured beads from
behind your toliet……unlike your average brush.
39.Courtney Love is Back…..
40.Celibrities in general are retards.
41.But Annie Hardy is hot.
42.Don’t tell me what to worship.
43.When the Kooks are posing for photos…..they look like the
guys from ASDA adverts….
44.What the Fuck does ASDA stand for?
45.Does Sharon Osbourne really shop at ASDA?
46.Contrary to their name, their are not Scientists.
47.Pete Doherty is a retard.
48.We are witnessing a new generation in music.
49.My Schoolbag has more writing on it than yours.
50.I LIKE CAKE!
If you don’t get some of these…..ummmm……just ask!
Tis self explanatory……
In order…..
1. Nirvana
2. Foo Fighters
3. Arctic Monkeys
4. Iron Maiden
5. Coldplay
6. Children of Bodom
7. The Streets
8. Sum 41
9. Johnny Cash
10. White Stripes
Yes, I'm aware I spelled youghurt wrong…..not quite sure how to……
Hello, I'm Aaron, and I am a blog neglector……
Anyway….heres what's happened since we last met……
I have become addicted to Heavy Metal music…..something I've never been into before……awesome bands include…..
Children of Bodom, Iron Maiden, Opeth, Dragon Force, Edguy, Opeth…..and more….
I'm going to a gig next Saturday…..can't wait for that……Tis gonna be on all day……1pm to 11pm……oh yes……
And then of Course…..theres Oxegen….a short 63 days away…..
:D:D:D:D
